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The food I hate the most is oatmeal. I hate the way it sticks to the bowl, it tastes like wet wood. It looks like someone threw a lot of leftovers into a pot, turned the fire on high and forgot all about it. I put it into the microwave to be hot. Now you know that this is the only food in the house, so you put some fruit into it to make it better. Finally, you decided, "What the hell with it. I might as well throw it away." So I did, but there was one problem- it would not come out of the bowl. -Ebony Shields